Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Why women luv World Cup

There have been endless stories about how the World Cup is the worst time for women. That a lot of women go grey because men take the excuse to spend time with the "other woman". Well let me prove that this stupid theory is totally absurd! We (the women of course) should teach them a lesson on how we felt when they drooled watching Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss this and that.

You don't find many men on the streets of our city who are built like those world cup fellows. Not to mention the tall, strong, handsome, rich, famous, and a couple of them fairly intelligent. This World Cup will go down as the most painful for men in a long time. I can’t wait till the players take off their shirts in celebration after they have scored. This action reveals well-chiseled bodies with fabulous abdomens. Man, this is what you call “the man”. Even with their shirts on, the rippling thighs alone and surge of speed at which these players perform is overwhelming.

I suspect very few men dare move about even in their homes bare chest during this season because they are afraid - or know - that their better halves are making comparisons. I have noticed that the most hysterical screams during this World Cup have come from women. I guess this is because they get two shows for the price of one. They watch the best game in the planet, and get to watch the longest running male beauty pageant as a bonus.

Let’s leave the Brazilian team to the men. The players only know how to dance with the ball. Let the men look at their feet. Now, we on the other hand, should focus on the Italian, Spanish, Portugal and other teams that have a bunch of models playing good football. Enjoy the mesmerizing charm of Casillas, Totti, Raul, Christiano Ronaldo, Del Piero, Nesta, Ilhan Mansiz, Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi and argh.. too many to mention.

So girlzz, enjoy!

7 comments:

Hot Mama said...

Heh what abt Henry from Arsenal! He's such a hottie! He is the only reason why i watch football game...

Junita said...

Henry..ok la... i admire his skill..what a talented player. my hubby minat arsenal becoz of him la...

dillafahim said...

thank you for the info jasminmarsha, InsyaAllah nanti saya pergi sana...

-bola... minat tengok aje.. pastu sokong sape yg menang aje.. heheheh.. ;);)

azahari said...

yada yada yada, pass me the remote please

Mommy&Babah Ryan said...

la...jasmin pun gile bola gak ke? hopefully so Ryan can be just like Ryan Giggs one day as you say...hehehehe...thanks for drop by my fp...salam perkenalan dari kami....

Anonymous said...

Sawadee kap ,

Haha , surely you have taken leave of your senses Jun , to be this desperate , just to see some male bodies ? My analysis of your current situation - you're in the state of denial , trying your best to cushion the impact when Ais Kacang will totally immerse himself in that fantabulous universe called the World Cup and leaving you to deal with the day to day reality on your own while "we" ( the males ) amuse ourselves in our own Nubulae ... :)

All the best to you and don't hide the remote .... Mai pen rai ! Kap kap ! Phom kor thord ! Ow pai Alor Setar mai ? :p

Junita said...

Desperate... i dun think so. I'm so looking forward to the world cup myself. Can cover my sleeping time in the morning... when the kids go to school. Oh..now i'm enjoying my free time the most. Germany...u break my heart... what a game.. will be a team to watch...