TO WEAR OR NOT TO BUY

A question that has been ringing constantly in my brain since last week - What will I wear?????

Hubby and me will be going for an official dinner next week... which spells BOORRIINNGG all over the place. First of all, it will start with men and women mingling around. Some looking as radiant and over-dressed as usual, some laughing endlessly to some lawak sekupang and some will stand and stare looking blank to the max!

And me? Don't worry about me. Am sure to find few friends whom I haven't met for a few years. Questions, Gossips, Statements!!!!!

And then starts the official ones. The gong... the toast to the VVVVIPPPsss, ladies..bla bla. But the food - I like! Music... hmm.. so so...

Later, the PMC will announce the end of the official part and... hmm..
Here comes bully-the-most-junior-in-the-hall time ( poor him - whoever u may be ), karaoke, pocong pocong and stuff.

And me? Don't worry about me.. I'll try to entertain myself with all the bling bling, lagu sumbang, lost wives, men looking at you-know-what...

I'll be fine. I 'll call hubby once in 5 minutes just to be make sure that he doesn't forget that I'm there too..... hoping that he'll switch his phone on.

But then again, I don't think I have anything nice to wear. Time to go shopping!!! Thank you Uncle LEE!!!!!

APASAL MALAS SEMBAHYANG?

Apasal laa, aku belum terfikir nak bentang sejadah,
Hidup senang rezeki datang melimpah,
Nak dirikan sembahyang, rakan baik setan suruh lengah-lengah,
Allah tarik nikmatku sampai nangis keluar air mata
darah barulah padah.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Allah kasi aku jasad siap dengan bayang-bayang,
Bukan ke lebih baik daripada tiang,
Berdiri tanpa roh malam dan siang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Kerja dah best keluarga pun dah senang,
Negara aman damai tak lagi hidup berdagang,
Takkan 5 minit 5 waktu aku tak boleh nak luang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Allah kasi otak supaya aku tak bangang,
Allah kasi ilmu boleh fikir susah senang,
Allah kasi nikmat kenapalah aku tak kenang,

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Tengok TV, main bola aku sanggup sampai
petang,
Beli tiket konsert, bayar time shopping aku
sanggup beratur panjang,
Ingat masuk syurga masuk neraka boleh main
hutang-hutang? !!

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Aku kena ingat umur kita bukannya panjang,
Pagi sihat entah petang nanti dah kejang,
Nanti dalam kubur kena balun sorang-sorang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Seksa neraka cubalah aku bayang,
Perjalanan akhirat memang terlalu panjang,
Janji Allah Taala akan tertunai tak siapa boleh
halang!!!