Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Driving style

I can’t understand why some men like to drive with their hand/arm dangling out the window. Is it so cool to drive that way? You could just see their faces as you drive pass them. How does it feel? Good?

Maybe these people have BIID (Body Integrity Identity Disorder) syndrome. It’s a rare condition which compels its sufferers to want to amputate, or paralyze, their own healthy limbs. I think that will be the answer to my question.

I tried it once and it only last two seconds. Sorry to say, it is plain silly. Besides, it’s dangerous. My brain starts throwing all sorts of “What if” questions….
But then again it is not a crime to do that. So, what the heck…

I really wish that I could bring along a ruler/cane/rotan so as to whip those hands as I drive past them. That would be cheeky!!!!

Driving Style ..
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator... - Boston
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Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror - New York
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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat - Italy
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One hand on horn,
One hand on holding gear,
One ear listening to loud music,
One ear on cell phone,
One foot on accelerator,
One foot on clutch,
Nothing on break,
Eyes on females in next car,"THIS IS INDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

9 comments:

Saya said...

wow..in india they can do everything..cool..

Ummi said...

ahahahahahah!! tis is a very hilarious entry... nice one... i like... :)

j or ji said...

hehehe..kelakar.
i buat gak kadang2 letak tangan ..tapi bukan kat tingkap..kat armrest

..ianya rilek..

Azram said...

Smokers yang selalu buat macam tu....

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Monster mom, ha ha, hey! hand out of window dangling is one thing. Not only that, but talking and gestulating, can be mistaken for hand signals.

What about women putting on lipstick while driving.
Or turning around while driving at 90kph on a busy highway to smack their kids fighting on back seat?

I saw one day, a lady taking off her winter boots and putting on her high heels just before reaching her office.
She sure got one heck of a big fright when I blasted her with my twin Air Horns! Her Toyota had swerved into my lane! And she holding on to one shoe! Ha ha. Lee.

drNO said...

hahhahhahahha...hillarious..
lain kali bwk rotan tau, sambil pass thru, whip kan sekali. hehheh

13may said...

hahhahahha hahahha

linalani said...

hi monster mom...

maybe it gives them a thrill,, to have the wind in their (arm's) hair:D

katakbesar said...

dangling hand
i) smokers
ii) nak tunjuk jam baru
iii) tangan kebas
iv) tingkap bukak, 'nak kasik' org dengar sound system dia kot

:)